I. Can't. Take. It. Anymore.

I thought we had done really well last month.  We did things at the right times.  I even felt like I could tell when I was ovulating, which I have never been able to do before.

Nope.  Damn period came yesterday.

And then today a good friend told us she's having twins.  And showed us the video where they were kicking.  I'm pretty sure my ovaries did a flip.

Mom is wasting away.  Please, God, please.  I just want to tell her she's going to be a grandma.  Am I going to have to resort to lying to my dying mother???